Woman can’t make up Her Mind at DriveThruRPG

Uh, hi, just give me a minute. What do you guys have on sale right now? Yeah, I know about the daily sale, I’ve never really heard about it. I mean, I’ll click on it, but won’t really read about it. No, I’m talking about the sale you’ve had all week, and I’ve come to check on it each day even though I know I’m not really interested in it. Well, how am I supposed to know you haven’t added anything good to it since then? I don’t want to miss out on a good deal.

Oh, wait, am I supposed to be on the new site yet? It just kicked me back to the old one. No, It’s not really a problem, I kind of prefer it. But will my cart save… yeah, it saved, we’re good. I’m just going to check my wishlist, because I’ve had some stuff there for a while that I’m sure I’m not interested in anymore. Like, when am I ever going to play a sci-fi hack of Mythras? I should probably play Mythras sometime to get a feel for the system. Oh wait, I already bought that one. Why is it still in my wishlist? I should read it sometime.

You know what, now that I think about it, I’m just not going to get anything. Yeah, I’m sure, I’m sure. I should probably just read something I’ve already got. Wait, I see a Pay What You Want title for Fate, let’s grab that. No, I don’t really care what it’s about, I just need to feel like I didn’t waste my time. It’s like thirty pages, so… three dollars? Five? Five seems good. No, no, I’m never going to use this. Alright, I’m deleting it, I’m driving off, I’ll see you tomorrow.