Mörk Borg Players Implore for More Gore

Johan Nohr of Mörk Borg offered us a tour of their store as scores of bores implored for more gore from the metal-core publisher. A corps of players have sworn for war if their demands for vore are not met. Thor Moore of Alvadore, Oregon, spoke with rancor, “Neither orcs, dinosaurs, nor manticores have given us succor. We demand more opportunities for a death most rancor, our final moments spent in a boar’s craw. Only then will Mörk Bork be restored to it’s former glory.

However, Nohr warns they draw the line at vore. “We at Mörk Borg abhor the deplorable chore of pouring poor souls down our maws. While players may have a sore feeling about others, we will not treat them like so many hors d’oeuvres. We believe that carnivore minotaurs are more than enough for such chores.”

Player Salvador Sotomayor of Puerto Ayora, Ecuador, is neither for or not for more vore. “I know plenty of Mörk Borg players are forlorn without this vore, but I think it’s just boring thorn. Whether or not Mörk Borg brings in vore, there’s more ways to bring in more gore. CY_BORG’s sci-fi punk-core shoehorns in more gore just as well as Nilsson and Nohr’s firstborn.”

In spite of the desire for more gore, plenty of bores have paid for Mörk Borg core rules. Nohr says of their stores, “We implore you all to store more core books indoors, to allow us to restore. But do not mourn! Though we have ignored vore, more gore is being born as we uncover CY_BORG’s supplement ORG_BORG, for those who scorn hardware that suborns their soul.”