Union Soldier saved from musket ball by Starfinder Pocket Edition
Discovered among the library archives of the University of Washington.
My Dear Elizabeth,
I hope this letter finds you well, as I have made the most frightening discovery. Last night, several days after our previous engagement, as I sat down with the company for our weekly Starfinder diversions, I was horrified to find a Minie ball had burrowed its way to the Tactical Rules of combat. You can imagine my shock when I opened the rulebook to see that dreadful wound. I am happy that I sought to reacquaint myself of the details of my Soldier’s phase shield. I have often wished that I myself could have a glowing blue shield of energy upon my person, and never more than now. But I suppose that the good book has sufficed in this instance!
The thought that I should be taken from you by the errant bullet fired from a rebel’s gun gives me no end of fear. But though my party’s Kasatha may no longer be assured of the exact details of his Fusillade feat, I am assured of the cause of the Union. The secesh are no Star Empire ruling for millennia, but a pack of gray dogs attempting to keep to their evil practices. They cannot stand before us much longer.
My wish is that you would send a copy of this letter to the honourable people of Paizo Publishing and Enterprises. The gratitude and safety of my heart is theirs. Please include the requisite 20 cents for another Pocket Edition, alongside a further 40 cents for the Character Operations Manual.
Give my love to the girls, and let them have an extra tin pawn at Benson’s Game Mercantile. God willing the rebels shall be whipped, and I home in the summertime for the newest Skitter adventure once-shot.
Good Bye for this time, and many k—s for you all.