Disappointing: No New War Criminals for Harrison Armory Mech Names
Lancers were disappointed to discover that in 2025 there were no new war criminals in the seat of the President
Biden urges voters to “Hikaru no Go to the Polls”
In an attempt to rally support after a controversial debate, President Biden held a press conference where he made an
PSA: Do NOT google “Donald Trump Rule 34 Felony Count”
Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States was found guilty on Thursday of 34 felony counts of falsifying business
Games Workshop Abolishes Gender just to be Done with it All
An absolutely normal amount of discussion has been occurred on the internet in the days since Games Workshop declared that
Satirical News Sites Rejoice as USA enters Election Year
Satirical news sites across the United States entered 2024 with joy in their hearts as the Presidential election season officially
Biden Railroad Plan Allocates Billions to the Illusion of Choice
President Biden’s administration has announced $16.4 billion as part of his campaign to make it look like America’s rail infrastructure
Senator John Fetterman Accused of Using a Simulacrum
Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman has made several improvements to his life since suffering a stroke last year, and some suspect
Liz Truss Quits DMing after 6 Sessions
In the wake of Boris Johnson stepping down from his political intrigue campaign, former player Liz Truss said she would
Biden to Forgive up to $10,000 of Warhammer Miniatures
On Wednesday, President Joe Biden announced a historic debt forgiveness plan that would refund up to $10,000 worth of wargaming
Boris Johnson Steps Aside from DMing Political Intrigue Campaign
Boris Johnson has decided to step aside as Dungeon Master as more and more members of his party have left